Christian Bale, Javier Bardem: What Is This Movie They Are Making?
Christian Bale and Javier Bardem are in a plotless romantic drama. A movie about a shark attack. New entries in The Da Vinci Code and Fast and the Furious series of popular films. Trade Roundup: let us...
View ArticlePenelope Cruz, Javier Bardem Married
Actors Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, who are impossibly talented and good-looking and rich and Spanish, were married earlier this month at a friend’s house in the Bahamas, of course. Maybe that’s...
View ArticleBristol Palin And Levi Johnston Are Getting Married, After All
To celebrate, the starcrossed lovers of Wasilla are dressed like Jehovah’s Witness proselytisers on the cover of Us. Bret Michaels asked his girlfriend to marry him, too. And Penelope Cruz and Javier...
View ArticleThe Man Who Wanted To Love’ Eat Pray Love’
Last Friday at 6.05pm sharp, Deadspin editor A.J. Daulerio – an unabashed fan of chick flicks and rom-coms – walked into a cinema to see Eat Pray Love. This is what he saw. I have an odd, unhealthy...
View ArticleSnooki Officially Retires Her Pouf
Snooki sings a requiem for her coiffure of yore. Penelope Cruz confirms her pregnancy. Montana Fishburne is going to rehab. Chelsea Clinton averts her eyes from her husband. Come revel in the delights...
View ArticleThe Oscar Predictions You’ve Been Waiting For
Well, it’s that most wonderful time of the year again. No, not Christmas, the war against which we are fully waging. We mean Oscar season! Some early awards have been given out, so it’s time to start...
View ArticleAnother Day, Another Nazi Scandal For Jesse James
Jesse James isn’t a Nazi, he’s just really “into history”, OK? Padma Lakshmi’s custody battle erupts. Jessica Simpson fights to keep an embarrassing exercise video under wraps. Wednesday’s gossip...
View ArticleKristen Stewart Is The Fairytale Princess Of Our Dreams
Kristen Stewart may soon be whistling while she works. Also today: We have two new Charlie’s Angels, Will Ferrell gets and office job, and this New Year’s Eve movie keeps getting better. Hollywood’s...
View Article‘Psycho Loose Cannon’ Ex Terrorises Pretty Girl From Glee, Allegedly
“Terrified” Dianna Agron flees ex-boyfriend and co-star Alex Pettyfer. Lindsay Lohan heads back to court. Eva Mendes naked pictures stolen! Charlie Sheen parties with porn stars on a yacht. Come and...
View ArticleSeeing Javier Bardem And Josh Brolin Kiss Would Have Saved The Oscars
Apparently during Sunday night’s ungodly awful Oscars telecast, co-presenters (and apparent ice cream salesmen) Javier Bardem and Josh Brolin did a little dance and kissed each other before they walked...
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